Thursday, June 24, 2004

I wish I were half this funny

I've read the last two posts and I realize that newyorquina is coming dangerously close to becoming a fitness/weightloss blog. Which is not what I had intended at all. So let's get back to politics. Here is The Poor Man on why he's decided he is happy that John Kerry is the (presumptive) Democractic nominee.

"He may not be quite as blinding intelligent as some failed candidates; nor have had quite as impressive a military career as others; nor have displayed quite the same winning combination of boyscout earnestness, down home regular guy attitude, and searing contempt for bullshit as other candidates; nor have been quite so much from the South as some; nor have single-handedly pulled Richard Holbrooke out of fucking ditch in Kosovo while taking enemy fire like some kind of insane real-life action movie to quite the extent that some people did; nor did he give one the uncanny impression that he had been cunningly constructed in a secret lab to turn every Republican attack back on itself like some kind of Matrix "you are The One" shit as much as certain other candidates did; but, still and all, he's pretty good."

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